I wouldn't say it's the standard, considering that there's only 3 competitors, out of over 100, who can perform it. I'm not either, which is why I'm relying on one for my facts. I think there will assuredly be some gymnast who comes along who is lightyears better than the rest, but I don't know how much more difficult…

I think it was on here. By their gymnastics expert, as an explanation of why there are older gymnasts who are able to compete still.

I've read that it's now plateaued, so we might be just about at the apex of what's achievable.

Show him this: http://www.desertofmaine.com/ and get him really confused.

Well, Excelsior and out South that-a-way.

The Dust Bowl years, me-lady, the Dust Bowl.

Well, if he actually dragged himself to the polls.

It's an APPRECIATION of the hairstyles, not a disparaging, which is what's being pointed out above. Saying "Hey! Look at this hairdo!" is not the flipside of saying, "Stop bugging a kid about her hairstyle!" Here, I'm holding the reins and have my hand out, why don't you come on off that high horse and we'll put him…

I got an American rhythmic gymnast (for a second I assumed it was an artistic gymnast and was like "NO WAY IS ONE OF THOSE PETITE LITTLE GIRLS 5'6") and I googled her and my lord, we're twins.

I will be the first one to proudly march my burning self through the gates of hell, then, if that's the case. But I don't think so. My own personal relationship with God tells me that he's not out to make life hard for people and he loves everyone. And has charged us with doing the same in his name.

Men have cocks. That's a might more powerful than "dick".

I'm resisting making the obvious joke. It's more for my benefit than yours, though.

They are weapons that aren't meant for protection, but rather are meant as an assault on whomever is being fired upon. For example, a normal loading rifle you can get off a few shots. You can stop someone in their tracks or shoot at a fleshy part to stop the person. An assault rifle, however, will spray a shit-ton…

I'm sure he was carrying around a cotton ball in his pocket for the spontaneous bear sighting.

It's probably more out of deference to mourners who will still see those promotional materials and could be further traumatized .

Well, if you're lucky, you get to watch it play out via Facebook. It's amusing.

But the gymnasts are little girls!

'RUN ME OVA!!!' they meow. 'RUN ME OVA!!!!!!!'

This levels on the funny. Or the "very demeaning towards the de-legged". You know, however you want to look at it.

But you said "do the right thing". You said, I hope she does the right thing. So I guess you have some special power that nobody else is gifted with? Ugh.