Yes, Toronto is a football town. Let’s go with that...

I am impressed by your analytical approach to this event. Sadly, I feel you may have overlooked the possibility of a second puck-tosser in the grassy knoll.

Bear in mind, these roads have very little traffic. Might only a be a handful of car crossing that intersection every hour.

The SJ is the second tier of major junior hockey in Canada. Many outstanding players choose this league over the WHL as they protect their college eligibility. It’s the recruiting ground for NCAA schools.

This hits right at the heart of Canadian communities, where we spend many hours at the local rink or on team busses travelling from town to town. Two emotions stand out: a shared sense of devastation and a remarkable spirit of community pulling together. Follow along on twitter at #prayersforhumboldt

That’s hilarious. Not for long...

Harsh.

You are not, perchance, a purveyor of porn, are you? I believe Messrs. Sullivan and Gold may have a place for you in the West Ham front office.

And Trump Water (TM) is born. The greatest water. It’ll be huge. Everyone knows that.

Which vlersion of it?

Let’s just add a zero to the legal settlement now and call it even.

Was sent into concussion protocol when he couldn’t answer the question: “Romelu, Romelu, wherefore art thou Romelu...”

Wow. And you’re having a difficult time winning these “people” over to your side. Go figure.

That night with the conjoined twins? Wildest threesome of his life...

Looks like they forgot to keep that weapon “under armour”.

*Slips into Don Cherry voice with Cockney accent*

Absolutely the best thing about this was Paul Maurice’s response to questions about the injured players with the giant fish: “They didn’t have to wrestle it...”

I’ve always found the BBC to be fair and balanced in coverage of adolescent drinking.

I was thinking they wanted someone more vanilla.

The most annoying part is his insistence on ending every conversation with “The Price is right....”