Agreed. These look like one of those lame attempts by non-hockey types to design a hockey uniform for a kid’s cereal box or a made-for-TV movie.

The whole thing stinks...

I’ll be stopping by with a tube of Colgate and a few ideas...

Sorry, brother. We can debate the adjective, but that was a move that separates McDavid from pretty much everyone else.

If you watch the vid from the beginning, I’d say Brent Kissel’s simple country-style version of the The Star Spangled Banner deserves a stick tap. Neat, clean, quick, respectful. They should always be like this.

Good catch. This was not a random accident; it was nature recreating the New York Jets offence in action.

That is beautiful.

Pretty much sums it up. Not a popular view around here, but props to Malkin. He stepped up, gave Wheeler his moment. That’s usually the end of it.

This is the best detail in the whole story. People cheat? Not news. Man spends life “watchdogging”amateur runners? Now I’m curious.

See? Good things happen when we make friends with Russians.

Not right to judge based on financial status. You’re all class-holes.

Damn immigrants. Now if we had some extreme vetting in place...

Grammys? Shit. Thought it was the Oscars.

And the autographed drugs? That’s the shit, right there...

That fat Frenchman “et” too many pies this season. Bore no resemblance to last season’s Payet.

A close second: Mountie cuddling beaver...

No better place for a happy ending.

No one will ever confuse Wilbon with Campbell’s brother, Isaac.

And by “unload the clip...”, he means roll the highlights.

It will be interesting to see if next year’s NBA champs (or teams from other leagues) accept or decline an invitation to the White House.