Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.

The content of a blog comment is secondary. The medium IS the message.

Just to be clear the nickname for Team Canada’s national team isn’t Maple Boys but rather “Heritage Moments”.

Ouch, he’ll be greaplaying this mistake in his head for along time.

Cole is supposed to not cheap shot one of the Caps best players. As the article states, he signed up for that asswhooping.

And trolling or not, the NHL has unwritten rules and Cole crossed a serious line on that play. Regardless of who the targeted player was, that was extremely dirty. Not saying Wilson is some kind…

Yeah I’m not super jazzed about Deadspin mocking Carr for this.

But Carr is really trying to be a big tough football guy for his teammates, so crying is NOT acceptable, and he DIDN’T cry, okay?!

This is quite an impressive demonstration by both Khabib and his dad on how to actually take responsibility for your actions.

he just wanted to make sure there weren’t any slip-ups

As children & babies, future Deadspin staffers all wanted the ‘Bad News Bears’ to lose & left theatre before movie ended. also, they all spit out their gum when also spilling their popcorn & sodas. And if they were in diapers @time of viewing, they loudly cried & shit their pampers.

When I was young, I thought being tall, handsome, supremely athletic, chiseled, and dating models made you cool.

Oh look, the “soccer players are soft” guy has logged on.

I wish you could have less than zero stars.

If you wan to see nasty counter-attacks just wait until they play Russia.

If you just survived a second run with David Moyes as your manager you would be crying too.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.