Every other writer is green with envy.

This article definitely deserves the pHulitzer

Because of the bad pun or because our days with them are numbered?

I felt guilty starring this

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Actual shirt I own

Scary stuff.

“Well, hello there, Hotpants! Now, you wouldn’t happen to have a drivers license tucked down in there, would you?”

Is she gasping? Poor woman, she must be exhausted and overheated from running hot laps in an un-air-conditioned race car! Smart to try to cool off; heat prostration is a major danger in this awful summer. Get in a shady spot and lie down, young lady. Here, have a Gatorade.

Bicycle gloves, stop watch, no bra, high heels, a Ford GT. What is happening here? Count me in.

It’s got the adjustable suspension in true allroad fashion. Flash forward to 8 years down the line and good luck.

Do they make flannel bikinis?

There’s actually another Allroad available in Europe and other markets besides the A4 Allroad sold in the US. I only found out when I visited a relative of mine in the UK who recently purchased an A6 Allroad. There’s is black and it really looks fantastic.

I would feel tingly, I think.

Also, full disclosure... “VAG’s electric push” was not intentional but extra funny.

Nope.

He deserves everything he’s getting.

“The Russians got absolutely roflstomped by the Chechen’s in Grozny because they sent MBTs in without infantry support.”