It’s a Peugeot?

As you can guess, I’d be delighted to drive this.

Jason, you’ve done it.
This is top Torchinsky. Face it: you are not going to find anything weirder, more obscure or uglier than this little soviet boat. Congratulations. Commiserations.

Autos have their places in the world. A hot hatch certainly isn’t one of them.

I’m afraid this coupon expired the minute you asked.

Pure Jalopnik star-hunting right here.

“It has an automatic transmission”

TL:DR: Any hot hatch is crap if there isn’t a manual gearbox available.

“Who really wins? We all do, since we have such an awesome choice in the small, pure RWD sports car segment, one that’s been neglected for so long. Until the Toyobaru maybe becomes the Miata, anyway.”

This is why Saab died. Everyone loves Saabs. But then they bought something else anyways...

I would still take the RS3, because five cylinder noises.

That’s what’s so beautifully horrifying about that Fiat. It’s not just an engine and wheels that goes places; it’s mechanical terror. It doesn’t just drive; it stalks a road looking to kill something at the other end. It doesn’t burn oxygen and gasoline; it seemingly takes fire and burns it again. No wonder the fire…

The steering wheel is from a Subaru XT!

I’m going to go ahead and guess you saw an AM General MV-1. They are used as ADA taxis, so an ambulance company would be likely to have them.

You had one job!

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight: the security guard didn’t notice for two hours that a family was roaming the lot, opening and sitting in cars, etc., after all the employees had gone home?