It also comes from the factory with assorted pills in an unlabeled bottle, a 9mm, and 5 outstanding warrants.

Lets not forget, they had this in their back pocket, said “this is brilliant!”

This car will have a 75% take rate in ‘Black’, because otherwise, wtf are we doing here.

I would argue that the first “Genuinely Modern Car” was the Citroën Traction Avant.

Heel and toe does not use the heel to actuate any pedals. The heel is used as an anchor as you move the toes [ball of foot] to the brake pedal and roll onto the throttle for the blip. Also, the heel should never leave the floor. At least most modern cars have proper pedal placement to ensure this.

Like this?

I don't think you know what a column shift manual really is. 

I have questions:

His grave is actually a rather popular tourist attraction in Louisville.

Is there anything more tasty then a corgi?

A corgi in a chef’s hat? I feel my defenses crumbling.

You’re welcome.

Any production car that I can get in teal or seafoam I am in.

So, basically, non-Tesla carmakers have standards?

Is it that sweet ass red bumper guard? Still doesn’t hold a candle to Dodge yellow.

Tie me to the mast, boys

This makes me NOT want an Audi. Like, really bad.

That said, I had a 1996 A4 Quattro with a 5 speed, and I absolutely loved it. 

I would watch this.

Awesome retro-callback.  I’m “all in” for a mash-up of “Wall Street” Meets “Hot Fuzz” set in the Investment Banking World of Canary Wharf circa 1988.  There will be car chases and Suspenders-with-Suits.  And, Timothy Dalton as the Evil LBO Specialist.