You should vote how you want.

Sorry that you have to pretend Hillary Clinton alone is personally responsible for every war the US has been involved in EVER, so that you can help Donald Trump get elected.

You don’t get to just pretend that your moral high ground doesn’t have real world consequences, jerk

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Part of the issue, I think, is how our culture has tied “flattering” and “looking skinnier” as the same thing for clothing to do. I’m plus sized, and I like clothes that flatter me—but by that I don’t mean “make me look skinnier” (I’m always going to be the same amount of woman taking up the same amount of space, no…

I don’t think she will talk either. She will want to protect Suri and Katie has always been a pretty private person. I mean, I wish she would because I love tea as much as the next person....

katie holmes will probably never talk about tom. what does she have to gain? she lives incredibly low key (like she’s been with jamie foxx for how many years now? and barely anyone knows about it) and i dont see her wanting to invite the crazy Scientology stuff (both from their fanatical supporters and their fanatical…

I read this while eating chicken nuggets on the couch. I feel pretty good about that choice.

If she won’t tell the anti vax crowd they are full of shit, which she won’t, she has to wear the label. Her tweets on the subject are shit. And the idea that she’s not responsible because one of her staff did it indicates a complete lack of understanding about how leadership works.

Seriously. I’m not sure how accurate they are (as is the case with any study), but some “studies have shown” that men who consume large amounts of porn can’t even get it up for “real” women anymore. They look at a certain very unrealistic ideal and no flesh and blood woman can fulfill that fantasy.

Yup. Just let her have this

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Ugh, I know a guy who does that for his February birthday. He has like 5 or 6 different events to celebrate himself. One of them he calls the Pajama Jammy Jam, which is basically going to a bar in PJs. This year he was 49, I shudder to think of the levels of narcissism he’ll rise to for his 50th.

I agree, but feel strongly that on the toilet selfies are the road to world peace.

LOL! EXCELLENT parody of a Jezebel comment. You really nailed the self-righteous tone and even worked in a few buzzwords. Very well done. I give it an A-.

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.