Sometimes I think it would be nice to go through life like TheDonald, completely unfettered by any sense of personal responsibility or feelings of shame, guilt, remorse or embarrassment. Then I think nah.
Lmfao even the mic is conspiring against him now! What appliances are going #withher next??
It still doesn’t explain why the mother was not invited to the baby shower. That is ridiculous.
I literally cannot wrap my head around hosting a baby shower but not inviting the mother-to-be... like... huh? Why?
Go Rob. He’s the best kardashian. What kind of logic went into that decision? Baby shower minus the mom? Do they truly not have brain cells?
Blac Chyna, his pregnant fiancée, was not invited to her own baby shower
After Gawker-gate, we can’t take any chances.
Requisite young hot Howard Dean photo...
“Next debate I think Donald will come with his usual combover and fake tan.”
Dr. Bae always and 4evah
Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)
You weren’t. The first thing I thought was, “What the fuck is he on?”
NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE
OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.
I literally still can’t listen to the Dean scream because it still breaks my heart. TOO SOON.
How could NOBDOY notice you missing for twenty years? Thats tragic.
I can’t imagine.
Kids need some stability though. School and a daily routine are important.