OMG, MoGlo. Noooooooooooooo why are we digging that article up again?

Men don’t like my naturally high-pitched, sing-songy voice either. #nevercanwin

huh. Learning lots

Ah, ok. This how most of my work blouses and dresses kind of look and I didn’t know I was supposed to do something about it. I just sort of have been going with it.

She also just had a baby. She might not be used to her new big boobs.

Is it supposed to be tight under the bust or something? (I honestly didn’t know this was how a dress was supposed to fit)

What needed to be tailored? I thought it looked very nice so I’m missing something. I also really liked Melania’s white blouse thingie.

I go and see local plays when it’s in my budget - a movie just isn’t the same sometimes. A movie really would be rad though so everyone could see it. $1 at the redbox should be doable for most people.

I’ll just have to wait until this becomes a movie, I guess. It won’t be the same but there’s literally no way I’d ever have that kind of money for a date night.

Good job on getting a rise out of me, troll. Whoever raised you must be proud. Brock Turner didn’t just make ‘some scummy, horrible decisions’ - he raped someone. He had so little respect for someone’s humanity that he chose to violate them in one of the worst ways possible - causing lifelong mental and emotional…

I’m not a rapist if that’s what you’re asking. What the hell kind of response is this???

Right. I was just thinking I hadn’t signed on to my kinja account in ages and it was good to ‘see’ an old friend.

You’re super right and I hate that too. :(

I like you, Rooo.

He’ll never get the sentencing he deserved but I hope his name will be forever tied to rape and shitbaggery. May he never find gainful employment or respect.

I hate those strappy things on the top. They honestly remind me of nursing bras which is suuuuuuuuuper unsexy.

I didn’t have to bring in medical records beforehand - only fax in a sheet of paper signed by my doc saying I could return to work on XXX date.

Faking a pregnancy so she can have a vacation? How fun that must have been. It’ll be super awesome when women have to bring in medical records to prove to their employers that they are, in fact, pregnant. I know it’s a book but people are going to start demanding proof and this makes me mad.

Wait, why couldn’t they get Angelina Jolie? She’s still acting, right?

Nothing she does or says is original.