All my instincts and sympathies are with this woman, but i do think that people who feed the homeless should have to get permits. I mean, someone who accepts a free plate of rice and beans from a mobile truck should be just as protected from listeria as someone who buys it in a restaurant....I don’t want this woman to…

This lady sounds awesome, but I can’t get mad at the cops either. I’m sure those laws are in place to make sure anyone feeding large groups of people is following a health code and not feeding homeless people expired food or broken glass or human fingers or whatever.

Also, the option to have cereal for dinner never gets old. Never.

You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

I thought his whole makeover was great to be honest. She looks fresh!

People who don’t like Britney Spears are just being hipster douche nozzle contrarians, as far as I’m concerned.

This is the perfect makeover.

I totally agree, Hillary; this lipstick is amazing on you!

As a man, I feel I need to say the following:

I was on food stamps for a few months after I quit my job a few years ago. I felt like I didn't have much choice but to quit because I worked in a doctor's office, came down with bronchitis, and they made me continue to work when I was sicker than most of our patients. I immediately put in my two weeks. I felt like if…

I was a young mom and not working in a job that provided health insurance (pre-Obamacare). Medicaid allowed me to finish college and still have health insurance for my daughter while I finished college. Without it, I would not have gone back to school.

Don’t tell me you’ve never wondered what it would smell like if you were being roasted.

One out of my vagina and one ripped out of my guts after I was sliced open while awake. This will never stop blowing my mind.

(1) Community property = both spouses co-own the money and property. It’s not that Husband owns 50% and Wife owns 50%. (Or H&H or W&W). Each has an undivided interest in the whole.

$391 — Easter bunny costume

I think they only make like 100 in each size for those collection items. They’re always hilariously expensive but sell out immediately.

Case in point:

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked. In college I would splurge on one of their cashmere v-necks a year and gradually built up a nice little collection that lasted most of a decade. Two of the last three sweaters I bought there arrived with holes in them. Also 98% of their…

It's probably that while the prices have risen, the quality has dropped considerably. I have a few older J.Crew items and they were made beautifully. The new stuff? Boxy, thinner materials, and a lot of unflattering styles.