I screamed at my desk and a coworker came running. That is the perfect descriptor for this walleyed ginger Nice Guy.

LMAO “WEASLEY GHOST WITH SPATTERGROIT”

Is he a singer? I don’t know this guy

Who here has not been there? Midnight fro-yo is a necessity.

You always make me smile. Keep on keepin on.

I’m sure people would complain about their tax dollars supporting a nation now dedicated to whoredom if that were to happen.

Those shitheads in Edina or Apple Valley might think he’s rad.

I’M SORRY. WE JUST DRINK AN AWFUL LOT HERE.

I don’t even care about who hates and loves America. I don’t.

Pretty much.

I KNOW!! All of the staff working a show should have a list of talent that’s going to be there — they should be prepared. It’s pure crap that she has to deal with this.

Good for her. It’s nothing short of unprofessional for makeup artists to not be prepared for her.

I know. I’m the worst.

I went to Nordstroms and took a look. The clothing is boring. But it does actually go up to size 10-12.

I’m the only woman in my family under 5’10”. It feels like the average height for women in my area is around 5’8” though.

We have good pie.

Well...yeah. I’m ten years older, in a desk job, had two kids, and unfortunately now I live in an area where I can’t bike commute anywhere I need to be. I’m chubbier but I’m 59% ok with it.

Team Britney now and forever. Amen.

Yeah, that’s when it stopped being funny.

Here she is with her adoptive parents.