C’mon, aneurysm! Get mad, Donny! Give in to your anger! Let the rage build! Row it like a boat! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

it’s like Schrodinger’s racism. 

The best podcast episode of all time is the Cum Town where they invent the character Def Jam Picard. 

Indeed. And on average, maybe two weeks of civilian deaths in Iraq since 2003.

The cemetery will make a fortune charging people a buck a piss.

Drink bleach, Boomer.

Not when you speak of people. People are hanged. Objects are hung.

I’m a potato fan, for sure.

Shared from a friend of mine who possesses strong socialist beliefs:

I feel like “Ellen is actually a shitty person” is one of the worst-kept secrets in Hollywood up there with “wait, Kevin Spacey is gay?”

So, I actually work in TV production (well...not now because of obvious reasons, but just to give some insight here). The fact that a big production like “Ellen” is using non-union crew is a pretty big deal. That’s usually reserved for indie films or *maybe* some super small TV show.

Diet Koch?

In the case of the protesters, while I don’t actively hope they get sick and die, I’ll also have a hard time mustering up much sympathy if that happens.

I’ve been reading more good being done by the citizens in Canada than bad. Provinces are sending their surplus medical gear to other provinces that need. Companies switching to making PPE’s, and whatever they can to help out. People in my area are sewing cloth masks and giving them away for free in the hundreds to…

...surprised there aren’t a few police response APCs enforcing the social distancing via water cannons.

Surely they could get him to drone it in.

WNBA players should be paid more—probably more than double what they’re paid now. However, even if there were parity between the percentage of league revenue paid to WNBA and NBA players, respectively, there would still be a huge dollars-and-cents wealth gap.

Protecting and expanding a failure of a policy is not a platform. If you’ve been watching this pandemic at all you surely have to realize by now that 100% universal healthcare is the only possible path forward, full fucking stop. Not a piecemeal of means-tested, republican think tank-approved, milquetoast half-reforms…