It’s journalistic malpractice to not mention that Biggie recorded a song about Pepsi before he passed.

Pointing at immigrants is literally the only move these people have.

I just wanted to say it is hilarious at how poorly (Vichy) Deadspin handled this story. Just an embarrassing group of people that work there. Shut that site down, but open the comments for its last day in order for the writers to feel it.

Let’s measure his skull. 

Also, roll a war tax into it. The only country to nuke another country could probably use all the layers of discouragement that are available.

Unlike marxism, capitalism is about getting fired on your day off.

That video does a good job purporting that those movies have any emotional beats to them.

Former president or not, imagine being in your 70s and giving a shit? The level that I perceive him being pathetic compared to how his supporters see him is vast and fascinating.

The existence of the need for a foreign intelligence agency does not minimize the harm done due to the existence of an evil foreign intelligence agency.

People on my side of the aisle are often too stupid to notice that they’re doing the other side’s work for them. 

Exactly. Watch republicans flounder in trying to attach “drinks baby blood” to, like, Cory Booker. 

Congratulations to Evanston City on its upcoming Fox News coverage.

I mean, they sort of are. Kareem Abul-Jabbar and Lew Alcindor don’t have two different careers. Same with Muhammad Ali and Cassius Clay.

My advice to the fine folks at NASA is to heave the garbage the other way.

On the plus side, when cases start to rise, conservative-leaning citizens will recognize that root cause of the issue and that the people they support don’t actually have their interests (or even lives) in mind.

That beat is fire. 

I’d bet my life she ordered it medium-well. 

“The people we put in the very unique position to help are too lazy and stupid to actually help, and thus they should not be called on to help, and you are the wrong one for asking them to help” is a fantastic defence of that person remaining in their position.

You would have to be a master hacker.