I think the final 2 seasons (or partial seasons 6a,6b or whatever) were the only ones I hadn’t watched since the show wrapped. Did you have the same experience I did: curious why people thought the ending was ambiguous?

These two paragraphs stink.

Broken clocks and all that...

I did a full Sopranos rewatch during quarantine. (First time for my wife, after some pleading and she loved it.)

You should leave him/her, not just for the politics, but because they obviously spend a ton of time on the internet.

“Guys, that’s not who tried to kill me, it was someone else. There are still people on this island trying to kill me.”

“1000 people have written me about this issue and (no doubt) sent a photo. To prove this, here are two photos of the same defaced book.”

Very surprised to learn that grifters have latched on to the grift du jour.

“I have given the deal my blessing,” Trump said. “If they get it done, that’s great. If they don’t, that’s okay, too.”

In retrospect, relaying on the health of a sick old woman was not the best way forward. 

Your whole goddamn election just pivoted away from a conversation around Trump’s brutal track record to a referendum on whether you believe decision-makers should like or hate gay people, be godly or less godly, hate abortion or not......

Someone explain to me why old black dudes wear hoop earrings.

It does if you’ve seen Tenet. 

Every teenage conservative has a rolling backpack. 

I don’t think that’s totally true. Kawhi was going to get paid no matter what, but he busted his ass when it counted. There were a few games last year against Philly and Milwaukee where he looked like he was braking down, and could have given up and signed in LA for the same money. But he didn’t. Not because he wanted…

As a Raps fan who owes him a lot, I look forward to quietly enjoying Kawhi Leonard’s future successes. HOWEVER, winning a championship immediately would have, somehow, diminished last year’s championship run. So eat shit Kawhi, you made your bed; lay in it. (Good luck next year, though.)

Seriously. You drive a Bentley and get driven in a Rolls.
//flutters ascot

Why layer that with “oh fuck, Jeffrey has to use a cane now”?