What a fucking nerd. 

It’s always made me sick how the Iraqi death toll has never been a story. Just the textbook definition of “history being written by the victors.” America (if they actually owned the ability) should be ashamed of themselves.

750 Benghazis is the name of my new gang. 

anticipating almost 3000 daily deaths in June

Though she’s probably the most likely to have murdered before.

We deserve the Murder Hornets. 

These fucking babies waste so much time on the most trivial shit. Can you Americans please elect some goddamn adults next time?

Goddamn. +1

It’s because, for all our faults, our adults are generally able to behave like adults when shit hits the fan. Hell, even Doug Ford seems to be doing a determined and thoughtful job.

Extremely cool that wealthy government appointees can astroturf their causes by using paid protestors. How is there not a law against this?

So these people are funded by, like, the Koch brothers right? Gotta be. 

That propaganda video that Trump played during the press conference is absolutely insane. 

But where does the money come from? I’ve never understood the logistical part of 1-to-1/equal pay.

I would also have a hard time pinpointing some key pillars of Hillary’s campaign. Like, Bernie could be boiled down to education, labour, healthcare, maybe others. Trump is immigration, labour, defence, maybe others.

There’s no way you’re in the position to part with 100$. 

It’s pretty rad that Trump’s 2016's “you’re gonna get tired of winning” and eventual 2020 “only 1.3 million deaths!” talking points will have the same effect on his deranged followers.

I would argue that ideas are more electable than the absence of ideas. But what do I know, I’m not even American.

So his platform is “get the job”. Got it.

I mean, the last guy who won had some pretty vivid platforms. Nothing really all that vague about them.