I don’t think everyone knew better in 2001. Jimmy Kimmel was ‘doing’ Karl Malone on television like 12 years ago. Not trying to justify it (it’s always been insensitive, and Trudeau is a bit dense), but I actually don’t really know what this says about the man.

I just blasted in my pants.

I’m sorry, do you know Kap personally? Are you his agent or a close family member or loved one?

Amirite folks?

The Fedora/Samurai Sword-owning demo is now in play for the Dems.

Maybe this dumb idiot was talking about the feeling of listening to Jay-Z’s The Blueprint for the first time?

So, how long until the Patriots pick him up?

Evergreen 

The history behind the financial benefits of manufacturing in foreign and developing countries isn’t the story here; it’s the hypocrisy. You are awarded zero points for changing the subject.

Mosquitoes, for sure.

The name ‘Kayleigh McEnany’ looks like it came out of a white person name generator designed by a non-westerner.

It’s like a facial wreath that you are awarded for never bringing a woman to orgasm.

Whenever someone tells you they’re a Cowboys fan, you instantly know everything about them.

We had a Trump tower in Toronto for about 5 years. It was renamed ‘The St. Regis’ when investors realized that no one wanted to live in a condo named after a dipshit. 

I think the “dying of organ failure” statement was a joke about him being overly dramatic about not being able to coach the Cleveland Browns poorly anymore.

This hog would need two parachutes to land any softer than a fridge.

I’m aware, but that’s essentially their only hand to play (besides an offer sheet, which doesn’t happen for a myriad of reasons). If they chose not to play, they could lose out on money at a time in their careers when they haven’t made much yet. In that scenario, they’re likely to fold way sooner than an NHL franchise…

You used to be able to leverage RFAs by reasonably expecting a discount in a contract that eats up all of the player’s RFA years (and lets them leapfrog into being a UFA).

.Deleted. Someone made the same joke. 

This is like when Mobutu went on Congolese Howard Stern and they put him on a sybian.