I like his moxy. 

I swear to God that between clicking this article and quickly imagining what I would do if I was trying to mask who I was, the name I thought of to tell the radio show was Mikey.

A Senior VP on the leadership team where I work is a youngish man from the Sudan. Poor, VERY unfortunate upbringing and all that; we’ve all heard the stories, some of us even listen.

I bet you thought it sounded cool when you wrote “across the millennia.”

Look, we all know you only have this POV about migration from predominately dark skinned countries; despite the fact that (in this instance) you probably know more about what the inside of your asshole looks like than you do for any detail about the Congo.

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This is what happens when you let Congolese people into your country.

Somehow, someway the NBA needs to reinvigorate the passions of the dumb guy who doesn’t really pay attention to the sport, in order to course-correct his random water cooler conversations, with other idiots and shmoes.

That pic looks like a Baptist preacher just got stormed by the FBI during his sermon.

I’m imagining attempting to explain this story to my grandfather, who died in the early aughts.

It’s pretty wild. There were some moments in the finale (the moment outside between Boris and Vasely, the courtroom speech and “that should be on our money” stand out) that were pitch perfect and beautifully written. Maybe the next Hemingway is currently writing porn.

Oh yeah. She was exposed in a story back in the day as well. They followed her and watched her lose the shakes, like goddamn Keyser Söze, before slipping into her new car and driving to her condo.

I remember when it first opened the ACC I heard it briefly referred to as “The Hanger”. A bit of forced, but clearly nothing Air Canada would tolerate. 

Until the day I die: the ACC, the Skydome and the Molson Amphitheatre.

Not to take sides with someone who is clearly a ghoul; there is delay on the interview and he is clearly saying “Fine” to Cuomo’s “...deal with the kids right now” and not the “....you know they’re dying.” part of the statement. Just watch it again.

I vividly remember call-voting for “Hogs” about 600 times.

Someone keep an eye on Barron Trump. 

This is the only reason why I never send pictures of my dick to my relatives.

There’s a special place in my heart for 1st round exit Harrison Treegoob, too.

The league/refs screwed the team that had 7 guys on the ice at the same time (one of them being clearly offside), by calling offside.