Bohemian Rhapsody didn’t even show the dongs going in. 

I can’t wait for Don Cherry to say that this is demonstrative of a need for “a tough” on Toronto, and to put Johnsson or Kapanen in the press box in favour of that Egyptian Hulk guy on Instagram.

I messaged Assman for comment

“I was just happy when it was all kvitova.”

If he doesn’t have an inappropriate conduct with a child charge I’ll eat a cat turd.

Nearly everything in Tim Horton’s tastes like complete ass, but their donuts are tasty. Though, living in Canada, where else have we consumed donuts to get a baseline?

Is now a good time to post this treasure?

*cough* mistress *cough* 

My walk-up music is the interlude from 36 Chambers when Methodman tells Raekwon he’d put his nuts on the dresser.

Extreme DUI is the name of my sludge metal band.

#t hanks

Last time i was busted for steroids I panicked and name-dropped David Ortiz as a fellow user. Was a shot in the dark, but I was correct.

Hey, who put this picture of a young and virile man at the beach as my phone’s background, I scream on the bus.

After seeing that live, I tried to search on Twitter for “James Rodriguez pass” and accidentally typed “James Rodriguez ass.”

Very shocked to learn that the detained woman was of a complexion more than a shade darker than mayonnaise.

I am extremely interested on on the parenthetical “after a few days” nugget there. Walk me through this, Don.

I’m floored by how many bad opinions you fit in there. Respect.

KRS One probably works at a Panera bread.

Walter White is faking another fugue state.