I’m not sure what using PFTCommentor as the vehicle to tell the ‘Barstool Is Trash’ story accomplishes.

At first glance I thought that was Mike Francesa

In spite of my lack of knowledge of recent draft picks of teams not named Toronto, I’ll guess it’s Morgan Frost, due to the fact that he was drafted by “a prominent NHL team” and looks like a goober.

As I can attest, not caring about Canada is a staple of being a Torontonian.

More like Rimbits amirite?

Yes. I mustn’t be forgotten.

The real victim here is me, the Toronto sports fan.

Yadier Molina will reportedly be out for a month while he heals both his dick and his balls.

Dicks out for Covadongo del Busto Naval

And all is right in the world.

This fucking guy could spend all day doing cocaine in a Ferrari and eating lobster bisque out of a dinosaur skull and instead he’s watching Paul Jospeh Watson and Dilbertguy videos. What the fuck.

Damn, roasted. 

That broad’s got a face like a goddamn catcher’s mitt.

I’m entirely desensitized to this feeling.

There are entirely too many bugs, in general. There needs to be like 8 bugs, tops.

Also Mike Diaper .

You see, the thing is, his name is Jimbob Ghostkeeper.

Covadonga del Busto Naval was robbed

Co-sign. The batflip was the exclamation point on one of the best sports moments of my life. As the author of that point, Jose could kick me in the nuts and I’d still want the statue built.

Please keep all discussion limited to Serge Ibaka’s dick and balls.