The day we don’t have to hear the thoughts of baby boomers will be a great day. There are truly the worst generation.

If that happened to LeBron he probably would hav....

“...the intruder Christopher Giles—described by police as “single, lonely and disturbed”

Is that bad?

RIP Club Super Sexe

Seraina Boner

How long is it really?

Post pictures of your faces so I can decide if it would behoove me to dip into my retirement and savings in order to rotate between 600 different face washes, like Hannah seems to.

The car crash is a metaphor.

My dad has a less YMCA ass form. How does this happen?

The correct answer is 12pm, the god-given time where you can drink alcohol without the King of England kicking down your door.

Anals in the Outfield

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I mean, this morning I only had 1 apple. Now I got four of them ‘sumbitches. This should not even be up for debate.

The math checks out.

I’m having the same issue with your username.

The odds of Trump not owning a team in the new XFL is probably 0%. LETS FUCKING DO THIS!

This is probably an accurate assessment but doesn’t make sense in normal societies. I would say child molesting trumps murder (if they want to call it that). If my friend tells me he murdered someone 10 years ago, it is possible I could sympathize. That same person tells me he raped a kid 10 years ago, that person is…