Trying to get into the mindset of the person who says “I will vote for the pedo” and am failing. Yet, there are millions of them.

I’m about 60% sure that at least 10 of these are made up.

Insufferable sure beats irrelevant.

I just wanted to say that, in all earnestness, these hard-boiled sports stories are why I come to Deadspin.

Her strategic advantage is that she has touched a grown woman’s boob within the last 7 years.

I look forward to further instalments of the SmokeBoy Series (TM) that will conclude with literary awards, culinary awards, daily Lipitor injections or all of the above.

Counterpoint: he will be first ballot.

Same. I planned to go with some friends, and I still plan on going.

This sucks so bad.

Just do it. When you do, everyone in the country outside of the city will hate your guts for a endless variety of reasons. It’s awesome.

Consider me mildly impressed.

Nice job, parents.

Listen to the sport’s best announcer, Jim Hughson...

Big, if true.

My sweet boys are back!

Hell yeah, hockey coverage! Sassy fist bumps for all.

Bad day for atrocious boners.

What a scoop

Ryan Goins is one of those guys that if he could bat .270 (and take a walk from time to time), he would have like 5 Gold Gloves right now. An essentially flawless fielder. (imho)

Boo this man