Jose Cruz Jr.

Hmm. I would have expected a Bills kicker to lean right.

I still blame rap culture

Highly recommend

Please try to stay on track.

Mr Obama gave warning of the possible consequences. “We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals,” he told CBS News. “But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, [South] Korea.”

Source please.

I was fired for taking a shit on my boss’s desk

Can’t wait for Pop to submit the active list on TNT game of the weeks like:

His dog drowned while he was doing this.

Hey now!

Canadians did this?!

After numerous calls for a congressional hearing following the administration’s latest snafu, President Donald Trump sauntered out into the Rose Garden, bottomless in his bath robe to yell at the largest red oak tree with his desire to “Nuke the ocean.”

Airports and airplanes are completely independent of society’s authoritarian notions of what times constitute the proper ones to consume alcohol.

I find it extremely unsettling when people use the dishes sponge to wipe off the counter, and I appear to be completely alone in this.

I’m hearing reports that the cat has been hit by a freight train carrying hazardous materials. The impact cause the kitty to completely explode after its head was removed from its body from a rusty train wheel.

How about every single piece of equipment outside of body parts that every single athlete uses?

Quit buttfucking my fave memes, I always end up saying.

Imagine getting a degree in journalism and being on the “interview LaVar Ball post-high school pickup game” beat?

More like Fudge Rodriguez, amirite?