Fellow Canadian here. I’m scratching my head along with you. It’s hard to even fathom the mindset.

The scenes with Kent Brockman talking about the ants is as inspired as The Simpsons has ever been.

This is good. I’m glad Grilli showed emotion (as he is wont to do), and that Stanton threw it right back at him when the opportunity presented itself.

wut

It took me about 10 seconds to find a glaring mistake. And another 5 seconds to find another.

I don’t even understand how this is possible.

To be fair, I do actually think I’m better than you.

Booooooooooooooooooo

“Herp a derr derr sounds like now he could make my rival’s team! Shamalamadingdong.”

That’s quite a sweeping statement about an entire ethnicity you just made. (I wish there was a word for it.)

I don’t actually agree with a single thing you said, besides “(Mayweather) is old.”

In spite of Connor’s bombastic displays, he has to be shitting a brick, right?

While you never want to leave money on the table, his Nike contract was reported to be like $30 million a year. With his other endorsements, plus the fact that he’s not exactly getting internship money with the Warriors, these ‘haircuts’ make sense.

After what we endured with this team for like 15 years, coupled with the fact that LeBron exists, I’m somewhat happy with 50+ win seasons with no chance of real playoff success.

If Connor tries to avoid a single punch in this manner he is going to sleep.

I may be missing the meat here, but why does Venus Williams drive an 8 year old Toyota?

I have some Under Armour gitch that is perfect for the gym. However, it is also perfect to combat the SWAMP ASS I get from drinking gin & tonics on a patio on a warm summer’s day.

Since when is it not funny when people get hoisted by their own petard?

I’ve literally taken a shit in the fescue within eyeshot of the clubhouse and this offends me.