TRIGGERED YET, LIBS?

Hope they let Barron bring his train set.

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I suspect this has to do with Milbury’s staunch pro-Nova Scotia, anti-Ontario stance.

To play devil advocate here; I am on the side of the child molester’s enablers.

If you’ve never had a chance to watch The Raptor in action, let me just say that he is North America’s greatest showman.

If I were forced to have a take here—which I most vehemently am not—it’s that the real “bad fans” are the ones who continue to pay absurd ticket prices to watch a crappy team and give ownership no reason to try to improve the product.

Having a hard time not rubbing this in the faces of my Habs fan friends until they crack.

I don’t think it’s possible to calculate the hate and ignorance this waterlogged corn beef hash of a man unleashed out into the world.

Boo this man

But how many have felt a woman’s touch?

Since when is threatening suicide an effective tactic to manipulate someone who would presumably want you dead anyways?

PUMP THIS SHIT INTO MY VEINS

Women take longer in the washroom cause they pee out of their butts.

Enhanced the background:

That is a question my wife asks all the time.

WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD THEN?!

Which shittier city or town did you emigrate from, bringing such hate with you?

It is legitimately shocking how many bad opinions this has spawned.

Jim Hughson is the worst goddamn play-by-play guy in hockey.