Shout out to the makers of Cornhole standing firm after all these years.

The whatnow?

I would assume it depends on if there are any girls in the room.

The real crime here, eh?

The suit jacket & khakis combo is the official wardrobe of people who got a BMW on their 17th birthday.

Bah gawd right in the dick and balls!

You seem mad. France is lovely.

He can also go fuck himself:  

wut

Having watched Lockup (and the such) I’m pretty sure I’d rather be in prison in Slovakia than in Louisiana.

Before anyone shits a brick; capturing and selling your browsing information doesn’t mean advertisers have your baby photos. It means that if you’ve googled “new BMWs” or visited Jalopnik, you may be more likely to get served car ads.

FOR WHAT?!

What’s a book you’re currently reading/would recommend?

Is that a dick or what?

Gentle reminder that Bautista was drafted in the 20th round, a utility player until he was 29 years old, and was traded to his current team for (future hall of famer): A player to be named later.

Actually we’re both talking about what constitutes a “a large portion”. Try not to confuse yourself with the “but moldy food isn’t people” trap.

If a third of the food in my fridge had mold on it, I would be comfortable saying ‘a large portion’ of my food has mold on it.

Beautiful dong.

If I’m a T-Wolves fan, this would make me suicidal.

I would pay an extra 100$ a month on my cable bill for all sports to be broadcast with Mexican Spanish commentary.