Timely.

A fun read on Keystone:

Agreed. It’s Toronto’s team. It’s right there in the name.

Mark Melancon getting 4 years/62 mil and Trumbo/Encarnacion/Bautista having to settle is pretty fucked up.

In unrelated news Morris Claiborne has been released.

Fuck the haters. Joey Bats for life.

“Got a big house, has long hallways. Got 10 bathrooms, I could shit all day.” - Lil Wayne

His Twitter presence makes me think he masturbates to the mirror.

What if we start calling him Donald Drumpf?

The only real racism is reverse racism, I scream from my father’s skiing lodge in Oslo.

Nice.

tl;dr

Kicked your ass in 1812!

I’m curious how many of these damn near killed em.

Seeing the name O’Juan Carney just gave me a nosebleed.

My theory is that Chinese people are also small, and thus require less food and have amassed vast swaths of wheat over the years, leading the society at large to have the cash to pay transfer fees.

LeBron wouldn’t have cried like a baby.

Who on the staff do you reckon has most recently:

Theory: everyone that will ever watch eSports is already watching eSports.