Counterpoint: he’s suuuuuuuuch a dooooooooouche.

Before everyone jumps on J-Biebz (yo yo), the slash was a bit much for beer league. His stick probably costs like 300$.

The food situation too. Could you have, like, a timeout and pop into a Burger King on the park grounds? That would be trill.

No.

The one silver lining of this whole thing is that he’s going to be indiscriminate with the shit he flings and the damage it’ll cause. It’s gonna hit even his most staunch supporters.

I can’t wrap my head around the impression that pres-elect Donald will/or has ever done anything for anyone but himself. I find it hard to believe he’s gonna do anything but work tirelessly to see HIS own enemies....I dunno, feel like losers? Or, work around the clock to put his name on buildings and fatten the…

How’s a little Black Hole Sun at 1:30 fancy you?

Is that different that a normal professional squash rally, is my next question.

The Dinner Orgy porno was the first porno I ever saw. My best friend had it on VHS. Unfortunately, the tape would cut to my friend’s family vacation while the two ladies were dumping flour and milk on each other on the kitchen island.

“Johnthony”

In the discussion of disavowing racists because they need their support, “it’s a hard question” is how the segment ended.

No. No, this cannot be.

As I have no doubt the ideas are being floated, it’ll be interesting to see what they eventually call concentration camps.

Is there a (metaphorical!) silver bullet that would sink Donald Trump right now? I don’t feel like a recording of him saying the N word would do it anymore, and can’t think of anything.

“Richard Fromage” lol

So will glamorous gold towers for few fix this problem?  

I feel worse for Melania who just wanted money in exchanged for a nubbed penis rubbing against her abdomen every month or so. Now she has responsibilities.

Always wondered what my ex was up to.

The gravity of the situation has to be setting in for even him. I choose to believe this. I choose to believe he’s seeing what all sensible people do.

Shades of a young Jarnail Singh Dhillon, amiright?