How is the work/life balance at NASA these days?

As a Canadian, can someone please explain this to me tomorrow or the day after? (I know you’ll need some time.)

Much has been made of how mean, racist, blind or just plain wrong Trump and the Trump team are, but not so much about just how good-old-fashioned dumb they all are.

The referee cam is the best thing the NHL has done in 20 years.

Funny enough, he derided the Kadri hit after the game ended. Not even necessarily because he thought it was dirty, but because he thought it was a bit aggressive in a 5-2 game in the 3rd period. Water is dry.

I’d prefer to imagine the kid’s full government name is ‘Fuck Tom Brady’

LIFEHACK: Just eat the ham and if you have diarrhea, your power went out.

A obnoxious Australian?!

Did Marchman get his license yet?

Every time I see Ted Cruz’s face I just wanna shoo him out of the room with a broom.

2. O.J. Simpson

1) The Jays have completely forgot how to even make contact with the ball, which is why they are down 2-0.

What’s the best book you’re read recently? (Besides the Hike, natch! RT PLZZ)

As a Leafs fan, I also appreciate the dread I felt from non-Leafs fans at the unanimous realization that this year just became insufferable for them, no matter what.

He just scored a 3rd and this erection will not subside.

None of them?

IT’S FUCKING GO-TIME BAHD

My favourite bildungsroman is Speed 2: Cruise Control.

But seriously, folks.