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What’s up with glory boy Magary’s header on the home page? Who signed off on this?

Oh shit, you’re right. I thought it was only like 8 years ago. Never mind then; I know failed PED tests to cheat at baseball are only a thing for 9 years (max) after cheating. POSITIVE PED TEST FOR DAVID ORTIZ IN 2003 EXPUNGED.

This is true. Just like Ortiz will always have that positive PED test from 2003.

As a Jays fan my hope is that they peaked a bit early. Also, Bostonians are racist, Sam Adams tastes like piss and David Ortiz tested positive for PEDs in 2003.

Take them out for lunch some day while you have a trustworthy and capable friend burn down their house.

Everything is fucked and will be more fucked up tomorrow.  

I can’t even comprehend a more vivid demonstration of the vacuousness of a man’s integrity. How does his wife ever even look at him again?

To be fair, don’t throw a pie in someone’s face if you wish to avoid getting punched in the face that day.

The Steph Currys. Book it.

It’s pretty fucked up how much legs something like this would have if it were Hillary. This will be forgotten when Trump accidently burns down Central Park or calls Idris Elba “a moolie.”

Especially those loud and boorish Fins.

The real story here is that the American anthem is nothing but a whole bunch of nonsense words cobbled together over a shitty English drinking melody.

Whatever “I am a foremost civil rights activist” means, my guess is you are probably not that.

You seem quite mad about this.

brb currently petitioning my government to change our flag to a 47 second gif.

I’m really more surprised by how poorly the Joey BOFA negotiations are going.

No one in Toronto calls THE MOTHERFUCKING DOME, the Rogers Centre, lest they be thrown back into the sea.

I refuse to believe a 23 year old man in 2016 is named Gary Sanchez.

Thank you for your feedback. I’ll be sure to adjust accordingly, in the future.