Or really exhausted 40-something moms who just like the taste of their coffee.

And a list like that (or that very list) usually appears in an Adequate Man every post holiday season. Enjoy!

Not for the squeamish: the before shot (NSFW!)

Do other people really bundle up that much when they go running? I think I personally would die of heat exhaustion if I went running in a down vest. This is set in California, how cold can it be?

I starred you because you are my people

Only tangentially related, but I absolutely refuse to pronounce “biopic” as “bio-pic.” I will forever say “bi-OP-ic.”

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

how does getting tricked into filming one’s feet make someone a victim exactly? does this group of people really deserve to be in the same category as those who have been truly exploited, physically and mentally abused, etc? The use of the word victim here just isn’t applicable.

I think he is creating custom shapes, though PowerPoint would be better suited for working with shapes like that. Regardless, this is ridiculously tedious and counterproductive. It’s like trying to sculpt with chopsticks, while your arms are tied behind your back.

Include me. I run to this fucker.

I might be the only person in the world whose favorite song off that album is this one:

I had to stop watching these shows a few seasons ago...whatever enjoyment I may have experienced was no longer worth knowing about these people

>:(

I live in LA and sometimes frequent a grocery store in Beverly Hills and *scream emoji* THE FACES I SEE. Botox, so much lifting I don’t see how they blink, tits so high they must knock their chins on them and the LIPS. Women in their 80s with trout pout. And if you think they look bad on camera, you should see them…

I agree. I’d venture that she’d have a better career now if she’d left her nose alone. Sarah Jessica Parker is a good example of someone who has had a successful career with her original face as it sets her apart from all the other blonde actresses. And she probably had tons of people early in her career telling her a…

Sarah Jessica Parker has often been referred to as a horse face or comments referring to her nose. I think she is not dissimilar to a pre-nose job Jennifer Grey. I don’t get the hate on her looks. I think SJP is gorgeous! She was sexy and dam ed delightful in Hocus Pocus.

Oh wow. I assumed it was somebody I don’t know from a Real Housewives show.

I didn’t realize that was her in the picture above. From the home page, I thought it was one of the Real Housewives.

Jennifer Gray’s nose job made me sad.