Every time I see this picture, it’s just as disturbing as the first time.

Oh sweet baby Jesus. How did I not know this existed?! I have all of these ingredients on hand and am going to make this TONIGHT. Bless you, internet stranger.

Ah, my dear, your life is about to get better!

WAT

[Googles Blake Farenthold]

I’m one of those people! In fact I just found out she wasn’t a commoner approximately 3 minutes ago.

She just went on one of my favourite podcasts and discussed how her new single is inspired partly by Pink Floyd....so, possibly intentional!

New evidence? Just use the old evidence!

I know I’ve seen somebody else try this scam before...

The guy seriously couldn’t even bother finding a European wall lizard or something? Herpetological laziness is what that is.

Pretty sure NASA wants to colonize Uranus.

Why would trump hurt his own kind?

I feel like Jimmy Choo is also becoming known as less luxury status symbol and more every woman who watched Sex and the City or felt the trickle down effects of it on fashion maxed out a credit card to buy a pair so they aren’t as rare.

NASA should have had to paid her what she paid for it, maybe a bit more, but should have gotten it back. Also the US Marshalls who put it up for sale were idiots.

I guess for Charlize it’s safe to go on that date, because everyone knows she has probably be trained to murder people in a number of creative ways. For a regular person, a “midnight hike” that is “very private” as a first date with someone you just met feels like it would just be saving the guy the trouble of…

I read the usher story last night, and I am vehemently disgusted by the green goo coming out his dick!

Bobby, how about the Usher/Kevin Hart/R. Kelly saga that melted down the internet last night?

not enough people will see this genius, sorry.

DISCREET, not discrete. God, captioners, get it together.

a cold sore, not a cold