Find two accountants who ABSOLUTELY EFFING HATE anything related to entertainment (every office has them) & let them be in charge. Problem solved.

I’m of two minds here. I agree with Luvvie in that Netflix absolutely low-balled Mo’Nique, and that the general point regarding the pay inequity/disparity of Black (and Brown) women in particular, is valid, important, and something that needs to be addressed. However, I don’t think Netflix’s position here is based on…

I still don’t understand why the Envelope Guardians had access to their cell phones and social media in the first place. Taking pictures of celebs backstage, specifically Emma Stone, is creepy and invasive, especially when that guy was supposed to be working! Apparently this guy had been star fucking for years at the…

F. Murray Abraham is an Oscar winning actor. If he tried to get A-lister money for a movie, based on his resume, people would laugh him out of the room. Netflix viewers know Chapelle, Rock and Schumer, although Schumer isn’t in their league talentwise, but who remembers Mo’Nique?
 

Someone needs to take this poor, deluded idiot in hand and explain that this is a catastrophically terrible idea. She has already done her bit for King and Country with the WikiLeaks thing and needs to retire quietly to the sidelines. Surely she must realize that her public image is permanently compromised re:…

A few years back, I accidentally watched a video of a horse getting a cyst popped (or something drained) and it was this like... torrential gushing of pus and blood. I was traumatized. So I don’t like these extraction/popping videos and I avoid them at all costs. But then my dad begged me to pop something on his…

And give new life to Fiona’s pilot-episode accent.

Crossing my fingers that this gets us a Burn Notice return for St. Patrick’s Day, just so we can hear Michael Westen turn into MOYKAL WESSEN.

It’s the menz standard power outfit. My parents were in amway years ago and that’s how they encouraged the men to dress

Red ties are a “power” move. It is to show dominance. Same with when they put their hands on each others backs. It is all just a big stupid really stupid chess game to exert dominance over other politicians in the room.

From memory Trump had a line of ties at Macy’s but they dropped him. He probably distributed the leftovers to everyone and demanded they wear them.

I guess the next step is some b-rated softcore movies that Cinemax will show late at...

I am super duper tired and goofy and wish I had time to take topless photos cavorting on my bed but the dog barfed on the comforter, there are three baskets of unfolded laundry in the background and the mattress is so old I could get a puncture wound requiring a tetanus shot if I cavorted at the wrong angle. My…

Idk who i hate more: you for sharing these or her for posing for these

Would you like some more of Lea Michele’s thirst traps? Sure you would:

I am living in a constant state of acute existential dread.

In no way did I suggest everyone should live however they like.

What I implied was that the existence in nature of sexual reproduction is not evidence of the intent of a divine creator - and if it is, then so is river blindness, and malaria, and infanticide,…

On a religious station? Either someone didn’t *quite* understand the lyrics or played it with a hefty slice of irony!

I actually prefer Sarah McLachlan’s rendition of it (this appears on the 1995 album “A Testimonial Dinner - The Songs of XTC”). But the original is excellent.

He had one of the biggest hearts in show business.

+1 there is no god.