I have been watching a social media conversation with great interest on the wall of a friend of mine. A man in my social circle has posted, “I’ll probably stop watching. I don’t feel like the show is for me anymore. I feel like they’re trying to cater to new fans to get a bigger audience and not to us old fans who…

This entire post made me never want to have sex again. THANKS, MADELEINE.

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

Dana always looks like a guy who shows up for the threesome but ends up jerking off in the corner as the two girls go at it.

Cool, I said I misinterpreted your comment and clairified what I said. Yet you’re still being a dick about it. Again, I don’t think an internet conversation about a celebrity gossip item should be that serious.

You’re being terribly condescending

Team Dream. That child was born to the worst couple in the thirstiest family on Earth.

How about no.

Why, oh why, do terrible things happen to terrible people?

Today at a hardware store I saw a hybrid with Infowars, Hillary for Prison and Trump stickers.

my understanding is that Miley is a pretty good pet owner. she has lots of pets sure, but they are all rescue dogs (no glamour breeding like the Kardashians and Hiltons) and she has lots of land in Malibu for them. one dog was killed by a coyote i think but my understanding of having lived in LA for a couple years is…

Yeah I’m a terrible person, I hate trauma victims. That was my point thanks for getting it. As a kid, it was great when people said my younger sibling died because God needed him. I’m not mad at trauma victims, I’m mad at religious bullshit.

Maybe it’s my deep-seated hatred of organized religion per my upbringing, but Nick Gordon’s current GF comparing their relationship to his with Bobbi Kristina’s and then saying “Only the Grace of God saved me” annoys the crap out of me. I think the fact that his mother was in the house with them and she was able to…

I’m weirdly grateful to Finding Dory, though, because apparently the submarine ride had been closed for several years before that movie came out. At least I was able to take my kid on it, then bore her about how much more awesome it USED to be.

Aww, sadly the Old Mill has been converted to “Garfield’s Nightmare” and it’s super lame. And they removed the Turnpike! The Rotor was one of my favorite rides too, but we are old because they took that out in 1994!

When I was growing up, my parents were like “Kennywood is right down the damned road. We are not flying to Florida.” and that was that. It seems like most amusement parks are basically the same thing, just with different window dressing. So, I don’t get it either.

Nostalgia? I grew up during an era when admission to the original Disneyland was free and you paid for individual rides, so our extended family would go frequently to hang out on Main Street, climb the Swiss Family Robinson’s Treehouse or walk through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle.