Remind me to hire Raphael to write my end-of-year report in the next down year.

Why Do Automakers Offer Rebates For Cars That Aren’t Available?

As Cheeto45-influenced designs go, the AF1 livery isn’t that bad.

I feel like you’ve put too much thought into this.

Or, maybe you’ll just be staring at your phone, like how you shit on Earth.

“They don’t build em like they used to”

I honestly couldn’t tell you. I had done it every 3,000 because my dad drilled that in, and then when mine crapped out I read up on the issue. That’s when I found out how inefficient those engines were. Usually it would happen at less than 100k; I got 140 out of mine before it happened 

The Chrysler 3.5 high output V6 definitely needs to be changed every 3,000, otherwise you’re looking at sludging problems which can easily lead to spun bearings. Ask me how I know 

Still waiting for my brain to start making good decisions. In the meantime, I found a vehicle online that I MUST HAVE. I will be informing my wife this weekend. Pray for me.

I think having to enter your Apple ID every time you change the climate control settings will probably be the breaking point.

What’s really going to piss people off is when they buy that new Apple Car and find out that their old charger doesn’t work with it.

I’m looking forward to my Apple Car’s 4 year planned obsolescence. I assume it will just go slower and slower until it completely stops working and I have to trade it in for $40 towards a new one.

This is the same speech you gave when you dumped me. That was a really awkward trip to Olive Garden.

Nope - it’s just ‘reasonably quick,’ because HOLY CHRIST THE WORLD IS INSANE.

I think too many ppl take for granted a 5 second 0-60 time, honestly. If more ppl drove slow and old cars like my 13 year old Outback this EV would seem like a rocket by comparison. 

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

So you can get a permit to hassle black people for just $1100 then? Sounds about white.

You get used to getting away with things. Then you become a little less careful over time. These guys probably were doing iffy stuff all along which slowly crept up the awful scale till they stopped being careful.

Being in their late 20's, i wonder, genuinely, if these two idiots were drunk on the job. 

The officers were immediately put on leave when the vandalism was discovered and have since been fired.