Every time I think humanity has hit rock bottom, someone pulls out a shovel.

But why does it look like a frog?

Wait, people in Western NY actually go outside in the summer, during the day, and do work?

I am told the US south and southwest are superior to the North East because winter. Yet, you rarely see people in southern US actually be outside unless it is to walk between air conditioned spaces.

Bullshitting implies I know better and am lying to you. Misremembering means I have facts in the wrong place and believed them myself to be true. Can’t be both.
Either way, I do specifically remember being told that in elementary school. Maybe not explicitly rainforests, but definitely to combat deforestation.…

I bought land in Alaska...moving there in a week or so.

There are an average of 16,000 car accidents in the US per day.

mind you, adding up/down does hopefully space the morons out a bit, so they might collide less...

IDK, but it was the Confederate flags all over the place for me that would have had my mental GPS like:

The main con for me is 2wd. It’s not like a tracker is tossable, so if it’s no good off road and it’s no good on road, it’s kind of just a novelty.

Here’s a yacht for comparison. I dare not post 2 images in a single comment on kinja.

...there aren’t motorhomes that fly

Definitely. Similar to how Toyot kept supply lines open better than the Big 3, and then apparently everyone that couldn’t get their preferred brand said “whatever, Toyota has cars.” Now they’re empty as well and the feeding frenzy moves downstream.

Boy, ford really is serious about competing with the wrangler. I didn’t think they would be able to match the experience completely like this, but they’ve nailed it.

Ford has to stop horsing around and buck this trend of product launch issues. Having brand new flagship products saddled with these kind of issues behooves them to increase their quality control until a stable manufacturing process is established.

I love how he landed that in a field with no power smoother than most American Airlines flights I’ve been on.

... to shave your balls.

I mean, you can’t call yourself a man unless you use a straight razor in traffic. 

I’ve seen a guy shaving before, which is an awful idea. And no, I don’t mean with an electric razor. He had a little cup of water in the cup holder and a normal 3 blade razor with shaving cream on his face.  On the highway. Doing 75-ish mph. I can only imagine this was not his first time doing this.

Neutral - Carvana isn’t a manufacturer selling new cars, Tesla is.
Big difference in new car dealership franchise laws/requirements and used car re-sellers.