Trump probably routinely refers to teenage girls that way. Cohen’s problem wasn’t her age, it’s that she was his daughter, is my guess.

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

TBF, they’re right. Democrats are using fear mongering...vote us or you get Trump. It’s working on me. 

Hey, don’t ruin this for me. I already ordered a cape.

Has Hyundai tried explaining to the owners “whoever smelt it, dealt it?”

What monster drinks scotch with Ice?

Although it hurts my IC heart, we need electric cars (along with a green grid and a bunch of other shit).

Conspicuously lacking: A supercharger

If you forget you’re carrying, then you’re not a responsible gun owner. Period. You should not be allowed to carry the thing.

I’ve owned and shot firearms most of my life: you simply don’t forget “it’s there.” Even when CC’ing or OC’ing, you are cognitively aware that it’s there at all times.

“TRUCKS ARE TOO BIG!!!! THE RANGER IS BIGGER THAN MY MICRO MACHINES I PLAYED WITH IN THE ‘80S!”

Interesting data point. If you factor in track width the current ranger is ~22% smaller than the current F150. If you compare 2000 to 2000, the ranger was about ~22% smaller than the f150. If you are interested the current ranger is still 15% smaller than a 2000 F150.

You’d better call that Mini “Slammer” because it sure flipped that POG!

They run a lot better than diesel engines do on gasoline. My 1990 350SDL got a new engine at 177,000 miles courtesy of a convenience store’s liability insurance because the fuel tanker driver filled the underground diesel tank with gasoline. It was a full engine including a new injector pump, drop shipped from…

why didn’t thye just use their cars to block the street and keep the cops out?

Something looks really off in this picture... Is it the no-sidewall tires?

I love an entire political party who has spent a couple generations defunding the schools telling other people they need to learn things.

Honestly shocked “English as the official language” hasn’t become one of Trump’s cultural war fronts yet (though there’s still time).

I’m still wondering why Lincoln and Cadillac don’t make a super premium pickup.  Could you imagine the stampede of people to get a 108 month loan on a new Mark LT.