“San Francisco’s C.J. Beathard looked like a true NFL starting quarterback, delivering one of his three total TDs with an on-target bomb to Marquise Goodwin for an 83-yard score.”

Losing to the 49ers is a fireable offense.

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

It’s actually very easy to keep straight — a fumble out of bounds through the end zone, including a loose ball touching the pylon, is a touchback to the other team. Not complicated, and it literally just happened a few weeks ago. Dunderhead Chris Spielman called it during the review, so it doesn’t take a genius.…

John Fox has been a head coach for twenty years yet every week the Bears look like 53 guys who just met in the parking lot a half hour before the game.

So, Fox outfoxed by Fox, on Fox. Got it.

Eh, half of the country knows that Fox has been fucking up for some time now.

If the Bears lose this game, at home, coming off a bye, against a Packers team that played on Monday and is led by Brett Hundley, that will be the decision that costs John Fox his job.

Stuff Is Hard Bro will be a campaign slogan before 2050.

But then they wouldn’t be worthy of our hollow adulation.

“Is there such a thing as a Liberal right winger”

We should start by not sending them to fight bullshit wars.

Yeah, why should conservative right wingers be the only ones.

The fact this isn’t obvious is so embarrassing for our country.

Stevens really is one of the two or three best coaches in the NBA.

While Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball struggle with broken and/or brutally ugly jumpers, Tatum is out here scoring key clutch buckets for the hottest team in the NBA.

I know it’s a small sample size with Irving, but it feels like Stevens has that Belichick feel for masking weaknesses and maximizing strengths of each and every player on his unit. I understand that this is a basic concept of coaching, but in the NBA, this is very very rare phenomenon to actually see in execution. We…

Talk about a lack of respect. In my day we didn’t just get semis for the military.

Pre-silhouette:

Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.