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Monster of the Subway
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The diversity in that picture is astounding . There are fat white men, slightly fatter white men, white women, and maybe even a few white people without a morbid amount of body fat. It think I may even see one really blurry black guy in the far, far back. I guess we will never know how Walker, Trump, and Ryan got

“Bennett...is listed as questionable to play this weekend.”

As much as I like to rag on Green Bay fans, in fairness everyone else in that picture look like they’re having the reaction a normal person would to being around that guy.

The savy owners of the Packers strike again!

“He failed to disclose a condition. It’s on Martellus to let us know he is black and has opinions. We have a fan base to consider.”

And thus continues the saga of players health being fucked over by their teams. I’m glad he decided to tell them to fuck off publicly.

If I am the Rooney’s or Kraft I walk into any meeting/courtroom with Jerry wearing every one of my rings.

Serious here. Try life without most of the NFL.
Several years ago, I was in two fantasy leagues and a couple of pick’em, spend $2 to win $18, kind of leagues.
After I got married and started a family, I cut out the fantasy leagues because it just wasn’t fun when I couldn’t devote the time. I switched jobs and went

Jerrah driving around Dallas right now be like:

The best part of being a Browns fan is: if the entire NFL just falls completely apart, I will barely be able to tell the difference.

As a Dallas...(-ite?), anything that causes Jerry pain and embarrassment brings me great joy.

I love stories about the NFL eating itself, and I hope you love them too. Let’s feast.

My three genie wishes:

Didn’t we say all this during the Brady case? That the other team owners would change their tune very quickly when it happens to their star player next...

N.O., doesn.’t both.er me in. t.he s.l.i.g.h.t.e.s.t..

It’s the sort of pettiness that maybe only Jerry Jones can muster.

(Grabs speakerphone) yes

That fact that he’s holding some good looking young blondes titties, but his face remains completely emotionless and void of expression, is perhaps simultaneously the most frighting thing about and truest expression of Jerry Jones as a human being.

I notice nowhere in the piece is any mention of what he might be threatening to sue them *for*. Is Jerry one of those Trump-like people who think all you have to do to get your way is threaten to “file legal papers” that may or may not have any merit whatsoever, because that tactic works on people who aren’t also

I trust Jerry Jones on these sorts of matters. If there’s anyone in NFL brass who knows how to handle things, it’s Jerry.