My fave move in basketball, the rebound-assist or REBSIST

Michael Jordan got the Jordan Rules refereeing after winning RINGZZZ.

Huey Loser and the News Jackson - FIRED
Sweeney Todd Bowles - HOT SEAT
Bagger Vance Joseph - HOT SEAT
Steve ‘Who?’ Wilks - HOT SEAT

Waipipo always so maaaaaaad.

Rich people really f**king hate unions. Goodness me.

Puns about past 49ers QBs drive me Carmazzi.

How dare these unelected regulators hobble the wealth-creators? It’s like The Fountainhead all over again.

Cut the experienced, quiet reporters. Give more exposure to loudmouth know-nothings. What’s not to like? THIS IS SPORTSCENTER!

The government needs to be ‘limited’ when it comes to helping people. The government needs to be ‘big’ when it comes to punishing people, making war, surveillance, dishing out corporate subsidies, etc.

Sportsmedia is now so merit-based that you can’t turn it on without seeing the son or relative of a famous person. Jeremy Schaap, Joe Buck, Kenny Albert, Papi Le Batard, Mike Golic jr. ESPN even hired Superman’s (Christopher Reeve’s) son.

JOHN WALL LACKS THE CLUTCH GENE! CHOOOOOOKE

Only if the Warriors blow a 3-1 lead.

Work harder and get rich.

Nah, we play the game the right way. The white way.

Shakespeare proves Leicester’s Tempest was Much Ado About Nothing.

This race-based focus on minority inequality continues to get us nowhere. In fact it just riles up the whiteys even more.

DLB did say a few weeks ago that he felt he’d gone too long without a suspension.

As an Indian person I approve of this Pune.

LeBron has a 9 ‘clutch’ rating? Somebody tell Skip Bayless and his bulls**t about James having no ‘clutch gene’!

Gosh, if only we’d had a Democrat in the White House, to do all these nice things for The People. Maybe even a Democrat who promised us so much hope’ and ‘change’  with such glowing promises.