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Am reaaaaallly guarding my expectations on the final product, but holy crap that’s some awesome artwork.

YES!!! I made it a point to see all the movies nominated for best picture Oscars and I did not like Shape of Water. I thought I was just not deep enough to understand it. Glad I’m not the only one. Also, same for Phantom Thread.

from the bottom of my heart, thank you. i will NEVER understand how people liked this crapfest of, let’s be frank, silly/borderline offensiveness masquerading as art(?)

I’ve tried to watch it twice and both times I fell asleep.

Agreed. I could NOT see what all the fuss was about.

I didn’t see the movie, but I heard the way it was filmed was heavily influenced by the Russian film “Stalker.” It’s entirely too long, but it’s a great plot and truly beautifully shot. 

Kudos to the Deadspin folks for not being complete troglodytes. The attitude the Jez writers seem to take on Kim (in my brief overview of KK articles posted recently) seems to be “Kim Kardashian does this thing”. And even when it’s an objectively harmful thing (laxative lollipops, anorexia as compliment) the tone is

My 11 year old stepson would drop these like a hot potato. There’s no fighting, robots or scary monsters on the covers!

So...are we done with the Kardashian worship around here? They’re bullshit and any pseudo female empowerment they sell is bullshit and privilege gift wrapped with internalized misogyny and cultural appropriation.

Moretz is a talented actress with intelligence and much to offer in entertainment and evidently well grounded social skills. 

And also, for fuck’s sake people stop blaming all the shit you don’t like on the actors. They’re just doing their work. You may not like a performance, that’s fine. But realize that the actors do very little by way of creating characters. That’s on the screenwriters and the director. Is Ahmed Best responsible for Jar

“...a film..., that’s all it is. None of it matters, none of it.”

Here’s the thing, and I think it gets overlooked (to the detriment of many)...a man may want kids...but not necessarily with “you”. (Not you, specifically. The general “you”.)

Super Shredder Kylo Ren. Damn.

Star Wars definitely needs more Super Shredder

I kinda hope the way to defeat that Triple Death Star is to do a trench run in each one.

What I don’t get is the polarization on this movie. It was neither as great as all its defenders claim, nor as horrible as the neckbeards claim. It was pretty good in large chunks while it had some extremely questionable plot/writing decisions in other areas. Everything with Luke/Rey/Kylo worked, and almost everything

That’s the same logic Trump supporters use when they say that Trump’s mistakes don’t matter because Obama made mistakes too. 

I want to see this movie!

the fact it’s built on Duke 3D’s cover is just the best.