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Not new either, the “stink palm” & the stink palm + chocolate covered pretzels

HOW HAVE I NOT ENCOUNTERED THIS COMEDY GOLD BEFORE

“You think you’re better than me?! Empty your pockets!”

not new, but maybe to you!

I hate this so much because I love his works BUT he did sign the Polanski petition.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Donald Trump] could go down as one of the greatest presidents in history because he has disrupted the thing so much. No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way. Our so-called leaders can’t take the country forward, can’t get anything done. Like children, they are. Trump has shown all this.

Mech Assault was a ton of fun. I never got to play MA2, but I always wished that either of them would someday make it to be ported to PC...

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If I could only choose one game, it would be Jade Empire. I’ve never had a chance to play it before, and unlike KOTOR it’s not available for other platforms. I really hope that changes.

I showed my friend The Thing and she actually gagged multiple times. It was awesome.

Absolutely. It’s honestly terrible how all that great work is being left behind in favor of CGI. The doctor doing the autopsy on the dogs, I mean damn, if that was CGI it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as visceral.

The Thing is my go-to Saturday night at 2 am movie in bed.

I don’t know, I really enjoyed It Follows. It takes a couple of key lessons from other types of horror mainly:

I love The Descent. The sequel is descent, too! Also Hangar 10 (can’t remember if this was on Netflix or On Demand).

I really liked “Don’t Breathe” until the final third when the plot took a turn that wasn’t necessary. Still a hell of an original premise, though.

To my mind a Horror film doesn’t alway have to scare you to be good (although it often helps).

The Thing really set the bar for grosstastic make-up and puppetry, and still stands as a formidable example of how much more effective special FX are without CGI.

Any list of horror movies that doesn’t include at least one John Carpenter film is a sad list :(

So I’ll put my top two.

The Thing, obviously. Great music, classic Kurt Russell floppy hair, and some of the best creature work ever.

The Fog. The premise sounds silly I know but my gawwwwwwd that last scene! <3 <3 <3 Plus

You didn’t know it but you and I are now officially best friends. 🙂 (kidding unless you’re ok with that). I saw Alien in the theatres when I was 8. You know what it is about comedy, I find that people trained in comedy make the best actors in horror films. Why? I’m not sure, but IMO Horror should have an element of