I thought Martin Landau had died too, and then I saw this last week.

I feel like this is sufficiently inappropriate.

But you guys don't worry. There's going to be another wedding and eventually, a curious incident involving an old timey toilet. But if nothing else this episode sort of hammers home the fuck the haters, Catlin was right but nobody listened to her because shes like…

No tattoos is the new tattoo.

I have never liked them. Everyone, as you said, has one. And they are all soooo meaningful. I am over it.

Burt, you are SO 100% RIGHT. Game > players, people!

Ugh. I'm super tired of tattoos. I can't be the only one. They used to be a mark of rebellion, now they're just another point of conformity.

The problem with tattoos is their permanence. Fads come and go, but a tat is indelible. Used to be only deviants and military men had tats. My uncle had a naked woman on his forearm. We used to tease him that when he got fat, she got fat. His 5 daughters grew up feeling embarrassed about the fat girl on his arm.…

I like how they toy with emotions and ideals about dramatic arcs, by basically taking everything we're used to seeing and throwing it all out the window.

Keep talking, boys. The Hyper-Mega-Unicorn Matriarchy is putting names in The Book. See if you can out-biology the new world order.

Besides, as Schwarz points out, there's something inherently manipulative about charm anyway. It is a surface slickness that rides a fine line between being paid attention to and being played. It sets out to woo, which means that it's polished up on purpose.

is that hair gel?

B-b-b-but, I thought Rage Against the Machine was Paul Ryan-approved?

I also find it hilarious that this list is full of artists who most young people do not listen to. The only one I could think of was Kanye and I don't know what Psy is (35 year old here).

The one who would say, "Waaaaazzzzzzzuuuuupppppp!!!!" in reference to his erection before sex. Could only handle that a couple of times before showing him the door.

"every bit as important as the physical infrastructure of roads, bridges, tunnels, broadband, parks and public works"

I hate it when women refer to themselves as a "bitch" (and not in the funny "hey, bitches!" way). A bitch is not something you want to be. A bitch is mean. Why would you want to be mean? Being assertive doesn't mean you have to be a bitch. If you're assertive, that's being assertive. Adding the bitch tagline just…

This show was terrible. Just terrible. This is how I feel about you defending it.

Oh baaaaaaaarf. First, I really hate precocious children. Also, this kid is like a total Nice Guy in training.