He’s more of a so-so-ciopath

The bread thing is because we’re goddamn savages.

Yes. But they were voting for a man, a WHITE man, so they didn’t give a fuck because he is one of them.

Where are all those people who were shrieking about the Clinton Foundation? I have a question for them: Didn’t you know, in your hearts, that this is how it would play out?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: it’s a good thing that the Trump conflicts of interest aren’t over something truly sinister, like helping African children who have AIDS.

my sole regret is that i have but one star to give...

See...I would have been okay with an “outsider.” I would have been okay with someone with no “governing experience.” What I am absolutely not okay with is someone who does not have the intellectual curiosity to learn everything there is to learn about this new job he miraculously fell into, and would rather go on…

I enjoyed the novel and film adaptation of The Manchurian Candidate. I never thought the live version would be so tacky.

Eric’s too busy being a gargantuan douche pony.

A few years ago an Australian politician attempted something similar and it really didn’t work out so well for them.

People should not be giving money to these “foundations”. They are scams. Middlemen at best. Why doesn’t the money just go straight to St. Jude’s?

If $14 million is considered “small” money by your father, dude, you can afford to whip out the checkbook and write out a check for $75K for babies with cancer.

Sobs. 4 more years. *rocks back and forth*

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

Mais non, ceci est faux monsieur! Le pâté se réfère à la méthode pour le préparer. Simplement, le mot “pâté” traduit à “pulped” en anglais.

And if Michelle Obama had refused to live in the White House like Princess Melania is doing, the world would have exploded in 2008.

hooooooolyyyyyyy shit.

He’s Bibby Fonger from here on out.

If you were Ivanka Trump and had to create a role, what would you choose? Take a walk in Ivanka Trump’s shoes.

I’ve always maintained that she’s as awful as any of them.