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 That was also the toast as Roy Moore’s wedding.

The whole Republican Party has gone anti-semantic. I mean, Trump is two years into an all-out assault on meaning itself.

My kingdom to see Malcolm and Selina scream at each other!

I hope Selina doesn’t lose to Jonah but I feel they are setting us up for it. But I hope they bring up Jonah’s irascible uncle. And I could definitely use more Kent and Ben!

Classic locker room talk.

I am also 41 and I have a giant forehead zit that brings the attention away from my eye wrinkles.

I have a few years on him and am choosing to celebrate the fact that adult acne makes me look younger.

Biggest surprise of that story — Blake Shelton is only 41?????

I think I’m just tired of all the winning, really. 

Think of steam steam provides Moisture, people use steaming methods for skin issues all the time, steam also cleans and lifts things people have been steaming for centuries, it was through steam that once made trains move, some cleaning businesses use steam all the time because it lifts residue...

Net-a-Porter’s

Top pic looks like the start of a horror movie. Also, this would have been better with Jude Law/young pope.

He’s MY forever President too! *sobs, goes to room, slams door, flings self on bed face down*

How dare you say Ivanka’s under bite is a class 3 or 4. Trump underbites are first class all the way. They’ve got only the classiest underbites!!

She has definitely gotten more surgery since then.

well that’s not a very nice thing to say

It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.