That was also the toast as Roy Moore’s wedding.
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The whole Republican Party has gone anti-semantic. I mean, Trump is two years into an all-out assault on meaning itself.
I hope Selina doesn’t lose to Jonah but I feel they are setting us up for it. But I hope they bring up Jonah’s irascible uncle. And I could definitely use more Kent and Ben!
Classic locker room talk.
Until now, hundreds of women have had to travel from Northern Ireland to England to receive abortion services at…
I am also 41 and I have a giant forehead zit that brings the attention away from my eye wrinkles.
I have a few years on him and am choosing to celebrate the fact that adult acne makes me look younger.
Biggest surprise of that story — Blake Shelton is only 41?????
I think I’m just tired of all the winning, really.
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Top pic looks like the start of a horror movie. Also, this would have been better with Jude Law/young pope.
He’s MY forever President too! *sobs, goes to room, slams door, flings self on bed face down*
How dare you say Ivanka’s under bite is a class 3 or 4. Trump underbites are first class all the way. They’ve got only the classiest underbites!!
She has definitely gotten more surgery since then.
It could’ve been you, Hill. I will never stop being sad.
Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.
We know, you would never order drugs illegally over the internet, or have your friend bring them back from vacation.…
I’ve been parked in the #fyrefestival tag on Twitter like Ivanka’s petty neighbor.
“Spreadsheets, motherfuckers” are truly words to live by.