Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

I’m with her, too.

Cohen’s response, which I can’t believe didn’t get more coverage, was really forced and fake. He said he hadn’t heard anything because he was on vacation and didn’t have access to the internet and VF never said anything while he was out.

i ate some cherry poptarts. i’m feeling much better already.

Reductress has a great takedown,

Every fucking place I have ever fucking worked. Every one.

I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

Those are social issues and they don’t matter compared to the real problems in this world, such as Killary lying about BENGHAZI.

Ballerinas are sneaky like that. Especially, liberal misandrist ballerinas.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

This happened. #burn

I keep expecting one of these nights that she’ll accidentally drunken tweet: $35.95 - Delivery extra.

New theory: Yoko gets Chinese take out every night and just tweets us her fortune.

Or against her. Remember, her step-kids are the ones running his campaign. This is about protecting their legacy.

The Trump campaign responded to her plagiarism scandal by fully throwing her to the wolves,

1) These are my favorite ever variations on Dirt Bag, and that’s saying a lot because Bobby Finger’s Dirt Bags are the highlight of my day most days.

Staring into this gif ruins your brain...

Dress jorts or GTFO.

But cargo shorts are late 30s to middle-aged middle class white republican go to outfit staples!

Now you can see they really don’t care about the middle class!