Very disappointed the title to this post wasn’t “They’re Engaged!”

Poor Harry must be crushed. His tabloid secret crush on Pippa was all for nothing.

He would settle for a potential ‘janitor in chief’ position. Given his track record as someone who tries to cover up messes but does a very bad job at it.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

She also claimed that Donald is very loyal to his family...even though he cheated on wife #1 with wife #2 and then left wife #2 for wife #3.

So Christie knows he’s not getting the VP nod, is there a chance he’ll scorch the earth at his speech tonight? Or is he holding out for a lesser position in the Trump (shudder) cabinet?

I can’t believe her ring is so effing big I can see it even when her palm is turned towards the camera. Nana Finch would have had something to say about that.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

This is what kills me. She’s the liar because people suspect she’s lying. But he is not a liar, even though he has been caught red-handed time after time. So he can grandstand about honesty and loyalty! The world is upside down, I swear.

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

I met him when I was 16!!! Fuuuck me the man is INSANELY GORGEOUS in person. His face, his eyes, his height his everything. It was at a screening of a movie he did and I asked a question; afterwards when we met, he touched my arm and said, “That was a great question, btw. Most people get really nervous and that was…

The only matching beach / pool towels we own are the ones we’ve stolen from hotel pools!

This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

I keep reading “Klayman” as “Klanman”. I just can’t read it any other way.

Hate to be that person but in that instance he was correct in putting the period outside “how to use a bidet”. If the quotes are someone speaking, then the period is part of their statement so it goes inside. in this case, he was quoting something he googled. you would not google with the period so it goes outside.

Funny you should ask.

The remarks for that one are great.