I’m gearing up for a whole lot more “E-SPORTS” coverage! (buys gun, bullets, length of hose to connect to the exhaust, noose, 500 count sleeping pills..)

To be fair, they really don’t like sports. An unusual predilection given the site, but there nonetheless.

You know, we DO have TV Guides

What you don’t hear is the PA audio where the Tetris theme was playing, sending him into a Russian dance frenzy

If Pittsburgh wins, they’re the higher seed and play #2 KC; if Miami wins as the #6 seed then they play NE and Houston goes to KC (a team they actually beat in the regular season in spectacularly ugly fashion, believe it or not)

For the uninitiated, a reminder that “FA” is pronounced “fahhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

♫ How disinterested can one team be?

HIRE HIM AND FIRE HIM AGAIN THEN PUT HIM IN DEBTOR’S PRISON WITH JOE MIXON

I’m just waiting for the inevitable “Soviet Union” slip-up and the diarrheal apologia from the alt-right.

Can somebody put out a 3D holographic simulation viewable on nerd goggles so I can get really really outraged, boring 2D visual evidence just isn’t cutting it anymore.

As we all remember from the documentary ‘Timecop,’ two pieces of matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time (Channing Frye and Kyle Korver blow up)

On the other hand I’d hate to be denied lifetime employment in my chosen field because of utterly inexcusable things I did on the cusp of turning 18, like buy the CD single for EMF’s ‘Unbelievable’

He takes over for previous King of New York Jodie Meeks of the Orlando Magic, who scored 23 in a relatively easy win at Madison Square Garden several nights ago. Giannis’ reign will last at least until next Monday, when Anthony Davis comes to town to probably pound on the hapless franchise.

Saban: “We will however help him in traveling to Florida Atlantic University.” (charters pilotless drone that will crash into the Atlantic)

I don’t think you can use the word incredible to describe an activity then sabotage that usage by including the name Aqib Talib

The Colts’ ongoing mediocrity must be a bitter pill to pop for Jim Irsay.

Well at least they still have a vibrant arts scene to entertain and educate the urbane locals

They don’t call Bobby Petrino The Great Innovator because of his offensive playcalling, they call him that for his finding unique ways to hide booze.

They need to clean up their defensive lapses rat now or the roden-to the NCAA Tournament will be difficult thereby cheesing off the Cameron Crazies.

“And you are, sir...?”