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I’ve probably watched too much TV, but if I were a Russian spy, I wouldn’t accept a plea deal unless I had express permission from Mother Russia.

Because she's flipped in a plea deal. 

That is incredible luck. I'm so glad that happened to you, but yeah, the for profit medical system is inherently inhumane. For profit education, for profit medicine and for profit prisons should not be a thing. Ever.

Fun story. My brother isn’t quite as wealthy as TPain but still didn’t lift a finger when I was in $50k of medical debt. I took care of it not through the generosity of a family member but through the folly of man. I called the hospital billing office to get on a payment plan and the customer service dude I spoke to

Cohen and the Steele Dossier brings us one step closer to the tape.. It really would be better for Trump if he just resigned. His family name is ruined, it will never recover, and the longer he stays in office, the worse it will get.

I envy.

Sounds like you live somewhere nice, beach, good weather.

Hot take: the best place to be on New Year’s Eve is a plane—you get to see ALL the fireworks on the in-flight entertainment system, you have a good excuse to miss your friends’ parties, but you are not all alone. Plus, it’s cheaper to fly then.

Maybe even get out of NYC every now and then?

We’ve covered other women who will be congressional newbies in January. Here are just a few examples:

All this is is a distraction from the shut down. Thats the ONLY reason he went there. And it's all his base will see. 

You can really see how fat he’s gotten when he’s not wearing a suit jacket. (Yes, I know we shouldn’t body-shame, but since he rates women, calls them horse-face, says a woman wasn’t pretty enough for him to have slept with....his appearance is fair game.)

That grip is necessary. It's to remind her "you can never leave"

Oh no, I meant sex with trump.

If a guy gripped me that hard around the arms before he went in for a kiss, I’d become dead weight.

he will never stop,  he will die on a crapper while twitting

How long until we get “sources in the White House” spilling about the major tantrum meltdown he had when he was told he had to go.

Do you people think you can stop publishing his shitty tweets and focus on the government?

Thanks for the barf bag, I need it after that picture.

Yeah, it's a business that looks seamless and money making, but when you look closely and crunch the numbers, the margins are razor thin. I read a book about beverage management, I learned a lot!