So I know it’s irresponsible to promote eating so few calories, and I get that publishing celebrity “what I eat in a day” pieces can definitely be promotion.

Maybe we lost to Sweden because we're not woke enough. 

You like the word absolute...too much.

Another surprise

She looks so trashy and I can't put my finger on why. It's all just wrong. It's the First Lady version of George W in his flight suit.

4711. Light, citrusy, refreshing, unisex, classic cologne. And cheap! It’s not super long lasting, but true cologne never is. And remember how it’s cheap, so you can reapply whenever without worrying about it. Some people put it directly in the bath. I like to douse a cotton ball in it and use that to scent my body…

“I’m not going to have people in this office talk about my family. I’m not.”

Nope. White evangelicals are Trump's most reliable supporters. They don't care how many pussies he grabs 

They’re not talking about Crowder losing followers. Just saying that it's ironic that he's against no-fault divorce when there's video evidence of him being abusive. And thus she would have been legally allowed to divorce him even before no-fault divorce was a thing.

I don’t understand “anti-bride.” It’s giving 100% trad wedding stuff, but just with a slightly different aesthetic. There are pics with the bride and groom and their dog, pics of the bride and groom with champagne, a big tiered cake (with halved dragonfruits on it for some reason? This looks ugly?) There’s a cake…

“the ppl should be happy to have jobs”

Somebody ask him a direct question so he gets flustered and leaves!

Ummm Jezebel, is there *nothing else* you think you should mention when you write about Peter Thiel?

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Hey I was feeling snarky with my last reply and didn’t reply to you thoughtfully so I am sorry about that!!

I mean, Law Roach did wildly different looks for his different clients. He styled Celine Dion and Megan Thee Stallion and I don't think you'd confuse their looks.

Ew

Crystal Hot Sauce. Fage Total. Favorit Black Cherry Preserves.

I’m not sure I understand- is the consensus among left-of-center Floridians that DeSantis did a good job with Covid? Because from what I can see, Florida fared worse than both New York and California in terms of Covid deaths per capita. I’ll never underestimate the shortsightedness of the American electorate, but…

Wow, this woman is tacky as hell.